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17 February 2021

Enhanced Dog Walking Utility Belt

Review the ultimate canine walking fashion accessory and be amazed by its pure awesomeness.

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Let me explain this…

You’re on a dog walk. Everything is going well. The sun is shining. The grass is green. There is a certain spring in your step which wasn’t there before. You are organised and you are proud.

Then, picture the moment of panic when you realise you’ve run out of pockets. Pockets which carry things like, doggy treats, poo bags, a lead, bubbles, a spare ball, car keys, a bottle of water. All of a sudden, your dog walking expedition becomes a fumbled, bloated, accessory nightmare. A cold sweat spreads across your dimples, and you realise you have lost all sense of what is right and wrong.

You even forget your own name…

Suddenly everything becomes clear. The answer to all my dog training and dog walking problems.

Boom!

What I needed was a small bag, which wraps around your waist like a belt. Not only would I be able to store things in it as I walked the dog, but I could compartmentalise things!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…

The Ultimate Item Of Pure Awesomeness

It’s so awesome

Do not be repulsed by its intimidatingly attractive and sheer dazzling appearance.

This thing is utterly humble, and to wear such an accessory is a truly noble act. Never again will you fumble, never again will you strain, you will be the envy of all dog owners and wearing such an item can only command respect from your neighbours.